Ha! by Martha Bolton

Author:Martha Bolton
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Howard Publishing Co., Inc.
Published: 2006-07-15T00:00:00+00:00

I tan the easy way. I just wait for my liver spots to connect.

Little Johnny: Grandma, how old are you? Grandma: Thirty-nine and holding. Little Johnny: How old would you be if you let go?

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As you get older you’ll notice your toenails will start growing to incredible lengths. Which has its advantages. You can go swimming and spear fishing at the same time.

Robert Benchley

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.

Just So You Know … Middle-Age Fashion Faux Pas

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